Post Gifts

"See, I told you there had to be a nest of them."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

US election postal vote controversy

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Santa called but you were out!

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Dog traps the postman.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'Beware of the teenager.'

A stylized man in pyjamas

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"I compose using post it notes!"

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

Beware of the Dragon

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Here's the junk mail.'

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

Fine Print Letters

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"Hello, Number 6!"