Post Pillows

"See, I told you there had to be a nest of them."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"You may want to rethink the Postal Creedo."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

US election postal vote controversy

An Impossible Election

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Dog traps the postman.

'Beware of the teenager.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

A stylized man in pyjamas

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"I compose using post it notes!"

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

Beware of the Dragon

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

Fine Print Letters

'Here's the junk mail.'