Mailroom Employee Gifts

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

"Sam, this is Willie Zimmer, whose quiet authority informs the mailroom."

"You don't just become a vanquisher. You have to start in the mailroom."

'That looks like an unauthorized ride on the mail cart.'

"Whoa, don't hand me my pay cheque. I'm allergic to peanuts!"

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

Overworked in the office

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Parade of Businessmen

Meat Grinder

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'He's an expendable.'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Santa called but you were out!

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Grrrr....'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

Dog traps the postman.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."