Mailroom Employee Gifts

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

"Sam, this is Willie Zimmer, whose quiet authority informs the mailroom."

"You don't just become a vanquisher. You have to start in the mailroom."

'That looks like an unauthorized ride on the mail cart.'

"Whoa, don't hand me my pay cheque. I'm allergic to peanuts!"

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

Overworked in the office

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Parade of Businessmen

Meat Grinder

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'He's an expendable.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"Mail's here."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

Dog traps the postman.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Grrrr....'