Quirky Mailroom Manager Gifts

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'This is impressive, Roberts, but I'm not sure that it qualifies as work-place leadership.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Cat Boss

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

Self-Employment

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"This one is less distracting."

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Working from home.

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

Play Ball!

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"