Mail Clerks Gifts

'You say that the letter is too heavy and needs extra stamps? Surely that will make it even heavier?'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Fragile stamper.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

Cat and INOUT boxes.

"We need a better piling system."

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"Joey! We need to talk about the filing you did! You filed everything under 'Miscellaneous'!"

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

OFFICE SUPERBARN, INC., 'I had a dead-end job as a minimum wage file clerk, and then I started stealing office supplies....'

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

Infotainment

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

Filing - Defiling - 'Heh, heh, heh' - Paper Cut - 'Oh, not so funny now...'

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."