Shipping Clerk Prints

Fragile stamper.

'No. This is orcs. Shipping is extension 419.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Useless information"

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

Ever Given

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Rats leave a launching ship.

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

How much would you take off for cash?

'You did want him wrapped, didn't you?'

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Accounting has suggested we standardize our billing procedure.'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Exportation and importation in Cuba

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

"It's not that important, Mamma. It's more like I got promoted to be Mr. Feinschreiber's assistant in the shipping department."