Shipping Assistant Gifts

"It's not that important, Mamma. It's more like I got promoted to be Mr. Feinschreiber's assistant in the shipping department."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Good Luck!

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Fragile stamper.

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

Not much money, glory, or praise

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"Do you have an appointment?"

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."