Shipping Assistant Pillows

"It's not that important, Mamma. It's more like I got promoted to be Mr. Feinschreiber's assistant in the shipping department."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Good Luck!

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

Fragile stamper.

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

In - Out - Pending.

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

InIn by-products.

"Do you have an appointment?"

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'