Shipping Agent Gifts

A scotsman being misidentified by a shipping agent.

Bananas - Do Not Bend

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"First class, or with children?"

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

UK border controls relaxed.

'Now that's an afro!'

World Tour.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Sparkling Water

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Airport Security.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Echo Tourism'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"