Offshore Engineer Prints

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

underwater knight

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Suez Canal Curse

"Thanks Dad, but I need you to wire transfer that to the allowance account in the Caymans."

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

Rats leave a launching ship.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

Panama Papers Scandal

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

"We're luckier than most people..."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Replacement Lighthouse

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

Sailor and mine

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

Hydrofoil wing boat.

Cutaway drawing of pelagic trawler.

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Suez canal blocking.