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Hydrofoil wing boat.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"I don't do windows."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

underwater knight

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Making fun of Starfish.

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."