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The Evolved Anglerfish

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Dolphin

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

Making fun of Starfish.

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"What's the name of our sea?"

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

One of a kind.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."