Marine Tech Fan Gifts

The Evolved Anglerfish

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Fish snorkling above water.

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Dolphin

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Shark food pyramid.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"What's the name of our sea?"

One of a kind.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Oh, @#$%, is that

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

clown fish