Marine Marvel Fan Gifts

Tourist of the sea.

Sawfish accidentally cuts in two a fish in school

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Oh, @#$%, is that

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

clown fish

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

Octopus gets tickled pink

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Walter The Sea Monster

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"We must be near water - I can smell rotting fish."

Octopuses surf too.

Aquarium Distress Call.

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."

Submarine Attacks

"I said, we're gettin' low on ice."

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

Earlier I said the catch-of-the-day was shark. Well, now its perch. Don't ask.

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'