Marine Marvel Fan Gifts

Tourist of the sea.

Sawfish accidentally cuts in two a fish in school

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Octopus gets tickled pink

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Walter The Sea Monster

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

Aquarium Distress Call.

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

Earlier I said the catch-of-the-day was shark. Well, now its perch. Don't ask.

"I said, we're gettin' low on ice."

Submarine Attacks

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."

"We must be near water - I can smell rotting fish."

Octopuses surf too.