Marine Metaphor Fan Gifts

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

"Staff support"

Bermuda Triangles

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Destroyers"

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Sponge Blog

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Octopus gets tickled pink

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Walter The Sea Monster

"I said, we're gettin' low on ice."

"I can't see it lasting!"

Earlier I said the catch-of-the-day was shark. Well, now its perch. Don't ask.

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'

Octopuses surf too.

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."

Gunfight at the O.K. Coral

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

"I can't help being senior management..."

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"It was terrible. It was like a media frenzy."

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

"OK Bob, I almost have the likeness right! One more time please..."

Spin the turtle.

'And this beauty just came on the market.'

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."