Marine Metaphor Fan Gifts

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

"Staff support"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Bermuda Triangles

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"Destroyers"

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

clown fish

Oh, @#$%, is that

"Your education in business and management is impressive, but I'm hesitant to put you in a leadership position now that I see you're a lemming."

Sponge Blog

Octopus gets tickled pink

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Walter The Sea Monster

Earlier I said the catch-of-the-day was shark. Well, now its perch. Don't ask.

"I can't see it lasting!"

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

Octopuses surf too.

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'

"I said, we're gettin' low on ice."

Gunfight at the O.K. Coral

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"I can't help being senior management..."

"It was terrible. It was like a media frenzy."

"OK Bob, I almost have the likeness right! One more time please..."

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

'And this beauty just came on the market.'

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."