Maritime Law Pillows

'Of course, you understand that under maritime law I have certain salvage rights?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Shred the plank."

Titanic: How's my steering.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"International trade"

"Call me Ishmael."

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

'We're drifting apart.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."