Marine Legal Enthusiast Pillows

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I don't do windows."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Dolphin

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"He's a keeper!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Ever Given

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Making fun of Starfish.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

One of a kind.