Marine Manners Enthusiast Pillows

'I wouldn't pop those if I were you.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"He's a keeper!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Ever Given

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

One of a kind.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."