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'I wouldn't pop those if I were you.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Sperm Whale.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Batman O' War

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"He's a keeper!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Ever Given

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Making fun of Starfish.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.