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'Here we are. . . rule 64. . . anti social figureheads.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

"Shall I let them breathe."

Fishing boat.

Lighthouse Beam.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Ticket and passport, please."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'