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"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I don't do windows."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Batman O' War

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Dolphin

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"He's a keeper!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Making fun of Starfish.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Ever Given

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'