Sea Legislation Enthusiast T-Shirts

"These EU health and safety regulations are getting out of hand."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Violent Crime Statistics

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

Stop Human Footing

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Sea Change.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Two lawyers in a royal court

'Who says I'm beached?'

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

Victorian Royal Navy

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."