Sea Legislation Enthusiast Prints

"These EU health and safety regulations are getting out of hand."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Violent Crime Statistics

Lady Justice.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Fast Food Fly-Thru

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Two lawyers in a royal court

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

Victorian Royal Navy