Maritime Law Mugs

'Of course, you understand that under maritime law I have certain salvage rights?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Shred the plank."

Titanic: How's my steering.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Call me Ishmael."

"International trade"

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Suez Canal Curse

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'We're drifting apart.'

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.