Dock Worker Gifts

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

Loading Cargo at Thames Warehouse

Thames Wharfside

'Ere! I thought coffee was supposed to keep you AWAKE!'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'The Docks- Night Scene'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

At the Riverside, off Billingsgate Fish Market

"But...gent-lee..."

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Interior at St Catherine's Docks

Warehousing, St Catherine's Docks

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Say bye-bye."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

Ever Given

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Coastguard

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"