Docking Gifts

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

Dun Decking

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

"Say bye-bye."

'Don't tie up, boys. This is a private slip.'

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

Warehousing, St Catherine's Docks

Ship Captain Playing Cards

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

Thames Wharfside

St Catherine's Docks, Wapping