Decking Gifts

Dun Decking

'How about a game of cards?'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

'How about a game of cards?'

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'Don't tie up, boys. This is a private slip.'

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

"Say bye-bye."

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

"I name this ship Moet et Chandon."

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

Think Sales!

'How's my driving?'

Beach Day

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

Ship Captain Playing Cards

Warehousing, St Catherine's Docks

Thames Wharfside

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

Yeah, Bob, aces are low again.