Deck Building Gifts

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'How about a game of cards?'

Do it yourself books.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Building Sandcastles.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Lego Haircut

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"First snowman?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

High speed cinder block

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle