Deck Cutter Gifts

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'You said you wanted a F-A-C-E chord.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Loggerheads

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Sawrd Fighting

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

Take your Daughter to Word Day

Dun Decking

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Man talking to a tree.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Man chops down trees to make wooden car.

'How about a game of cards?'

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Tree thinks about its lifecycle as a man is about to cut it down.

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

The world's last tree was felled...

"Wait! Wait! Wait! I can tell you exactly what it sounds like if I fall and nobody hears it!"

"Maybe if we both pull."

Lumberjack Interviews