Deck Dweller Gifts

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'How about a game of cards?'

In case of emergency, break glass.

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Opening the Barrel

"Come and get it!"

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

The weightless office.

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

A menu with risks and benefits

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Al, The Go-From Guy

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"That's our copy cat."

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Biting Slippers.

Wine: New & Old!!!

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'