Deck Dweller Prints

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'How about a game of cards?'

In case of emergency, break glass.

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

"Come and get it!"

Opening the Barrel

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

Businessman at a bar mad to look like desk. Bartender says: 'The usual, Mr. B?'

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

The weightless office.

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

A menu with risks and benefits

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Al, The Go-From Guy

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

"That's our copy cat."

Wine: New & Old!!!

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Biting Slippers.

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Early American Think tank

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'