Deck Cutter Pillows

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Loggerheads

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Sawrd Fighting

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

Dun Decking

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

Man chops down trees to make wooden car.

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

Man talking to a tree.

'How about a game of cards?'

Tree thinks about its lifecycle as a man is about to cut it down.

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

The world's last tree was felled...

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'I love working with my hands.'

"Maybe if we both pull."

"Wait! Wait! Wait! I can tell you exactly what it sounds like if I fall and nobody hears it!"

Lumberjack Interviews