Deck Scrubbers Pillows

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

Clearing up medals.

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

Dun Decking

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Grooming for beginners.

'How about a game of cards?'

'Ok, the cat's away. Time to play.'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Surgery.

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'I love working with my hands.'

Skyscrapers.

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

Beach Day

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

Fierce neighbourhood competition

Surgery.

Space Trash

Gardener laying turf.

We have shade trees sign in window of garden supply. We have rakes in window of hardware store.

Covid Golf