Yard Beautifier Pillows

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Last Leaf

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Digging.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Human males marking territory.

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Hedge Car

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

Urban spring.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

Objets D'Angst