Backyard Makeover Artist Pillows

Water Gardening: A fountain is certain to provide endless delight.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Gardening#2

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Over 50 shades of grey available.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Eggshell blue

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

Time Table

Sistine Chapel - Extreme Makeover: 'Blue's good but lets loss all the clouds and the drama.'

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Wallpapering 5

'Can I help you?'

"See? I told you our yard was too small for a swing set."

Ames, Honey? The yard really needs you attention. What makes you say that?

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

'Anything I can break has to go.'

"No, but I did have my bathroom redone in a rustic decor."

Painting leaves onto a window.