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'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

Clearing up medals.

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

Dun Decking

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Grooming for beginners.

'How about a game of cards?'

'Ok, the cat's away. Time to play.'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Surgery.

Ames, Honey? The yard really needs you attention. What makes you say that?

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

'I love working with my hands.'

Skyscrapers.

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

Beach Day

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

Surgery.

Space Trash

Gardener laying turf.

Fierce neighbourhood competition

We have shade trees sign in window of garden supply. We have rakes in window of hardware store.

Covid Golf

Yeah, Bob, aces are low again.

Ok, we're definitely putting too much garbage in our oceans.