Salvage Yard Worker Gifts

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First time pruning?"

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Good News about winter

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Conservation Area

Lawnmower

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mulch madness"

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Beginning Yarder.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'George! This way quick!'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

Beware of the Undergrowth.

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."