Salvage Worker Gifts

"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish."

Manifold Destiny

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Cat in Tree.

Dog wearing a cone

'Arf! Arf!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Fetching some fuel.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

How Gary got his groove back.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Survival kit

Lifeboat

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

Sunday.

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Search and Rescue