Salvaging Gifts

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Nature versus commerce.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Insect extinction

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Lifesaver!

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

You were warned about mixed marriages!

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

"That's Bill, from tech support."

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

'I think the computer has had it, Naoni.'

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

'You and your stones collection.'

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

Park Statue

'Bob, I think I hate people.'

Brookfield Historical Society LandmarkThe Captain Benjamin Ingham HouseBuilt in 1768 for $550 and 2 Tons of CodfishPresent Worth $3.5 Million, But Could Easily Bring $5 Million.