Salvaging Mugs

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Nature versus commerce.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Insect extinction

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Lifesaver!

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

You were warned about mixed marriages!

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"That's Bill, from tech support."

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

'I think the computer has had it, Naoni.'

'You and your stones collection.'

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

Computer viruses

Park Statue