Mountain Rescue Worker Gifts

Helicopter Rescues.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

"Really close call. I'm at two percent and one bar strength."

'I'm a teetotaler.'

"For heaven's sake woman having a few drinks is an important part of the job"

'Hello, is that the Moutain Rescue...? I am lost and disorientated.'

"Quick! I see his avalanche beacon."

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

Dog Dreams

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

Woman escapes with cats.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Cat in Tree.

'Arf! Arf!'

Dog wearing a cone

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Skier and his dog.

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

Fetching some fuel.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Survival kit

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"