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Bowling Pin on a Table

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Sweet surprise.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

WHACK!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Dolphin

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'