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Bowling Pin on a Table

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

WHACK!

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Dolphin

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Starvation Watching

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."