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'Hello, are any of you other cars sentient? No? (sigh.)'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

The Origami Society...

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Ventriloquist Grave

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Hi Mom!

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Pranking Zombies

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

octopus knitting a jumper...

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"I've got pride but no shame."

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

Magnet at scrapyard

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.