Scrapyard Explorer Prints

'Hello, are any of you other cars sentient? No? (sigh.)'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

The Origami Society...

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Ricochet

Ventriloquist Grave

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Hi Mom!

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

octopus knitting a jumper...

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Pranking Zombies

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

Magnet at scrapyard

"I've got pride but no shame."

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )