Scrap Yard Explorer Prints

Junk Yard

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

Ventriloquist Grave

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Hi Mom!

Pranking Zombies

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Magnet at scrapyard

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

"I've got pride but no shame."

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

"Back in 15 min."

Salvage Hunters

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."