Junk Shop Explorer Prints

Antique Anvil Collectors Item - "Collectors item means you collect it."

Salvage Hunters

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Queen of Upcycling!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Artist on the Beach

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

God in the bunker.

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

The Old Curiosity Shop

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

"Whoa. Dude. I think I found your testicles."

For the community garage sale...

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"That's not the way making money works."

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

Back in the days before they had security cameras.

"An last - Stonehinge!!!"

Manifold Destiny

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

'Wow!! Look at the big butt on that one.'

Sale: All mice 1/2 off!

Clean dirt.

Throwing away your brain

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'

'Mom, I just picked up a garbage disposal at the yard sale, cheap!'