Junk Shop Owner Prints

Garbage Dump/Used Gems

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Sale.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Online Shopping.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

Honesty in retail

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Just look'in'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'How old is this vase?'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Rex always carried a doner card - he was never any good at spelling."

Aren't all gifts free?

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Mom & Pop Grocerette

The Price or the Biscuits?