Scrap Yard Manager Mugs

'Sorry, we don't do copper.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

Magnet at scrapyard

The Dog Poo

"I've got pride but no shame."

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

Ace paper recycling

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

Scrapyard Worker

Didn't that use to be Hogan's scrap yard?

"This looks like a good planet for fly-tipping."

Head of Waste Dispoal - Recycled Ideas/Rubbish Ideas.

"...and I thought the squirrels were the problem."

"With all the EU paperwork coming out I thought we'd locate here."

Company changes its name from Trash Company to Waste Management Systems.

I'd appreciate it if you followed my lead!

'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'

Old truck for sale

'Well, your resume looks good and - my gosh - I've never seen someone so passionate about this line of work.'

"As you can see there's good money in Do Do Economics."

'How long have you been in Waste Management?'

"It's a twist top. You know, to keep out the dumb animals."

Waste paper bin.

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'