Junk Yard Manager Mugs

"It's Joe's junk yard. He wants to buy some air time on the trashiest show we've got."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

'Sorry, we don't do copper.'

Manifold Destiny

Let's Get the Band Back Together

I'd appreciate it if you followed my lead!

Magnetic North

Throwing away your brain

'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'

Hoarder Collie

Al's Junkfood Restaurant next to Al's Junkyard.

'My car! My car!'

Garbage Dump/Used Gems

Al's Computer Salvage.

'I have a metal plate in my head, a tin ear and brass balls...direct me to a junk yard.'

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'

'I'm working here only long enough to add 'Junk Yard Dog to my resume.'

"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish."

QR Grave

'What are you after, Perch, Tench?'

'Your junkyard is well organized. How do you do it?"

The cat hits a dog with a rake.