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"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

Discus accidents.

Crazy paving company.

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Horse accidents

Miniature Golf.

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Drawing board disaster.

Dr Crawford's clich� clinic

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

"I count four... and there should be five."

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

Man casting a fly rod and taking his partners face off

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

"Did I forget my gloves in here?"

Acme Crazy Straws

"Sarge, I think I've found the owner of that driverless sleigh discovered up north!"

'Move back a little Fred....Fred!?!'

"You're still pulling back too hard on the bowstring"

"Yikes! That's gotta hurt!"

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

One man's fishing line passes through other man's ear.

"You never said anything about yelling "Fore"."

Skiing and Paragliding Accident